People who "care" about you will tell you that you don't need to suffer to be important, But just remember, musicians are always most popular the day after they die! Paint your scars on the side of a building. As read by the author, Neil Hilborn. You can fit everyone in there! Happy people don't make history, You've been in love with two people for a while now, People will tell you that this is impossible, given the love already inside you, This is necessary for your personal growth. And they want to be brave just like you! It just isn't depression without total isolation! As read by the author, Neil Hilborn. Fall in love again. Tell your friends fun lies about your other friends. Step Three This is stigmata pornography, The trick is, you must be completely unable to tell the difference between love and codependence! At this point you may be debating your decision to totally fuck up your life, A rainbow of grey, Develop a mental disorder that makes you aloof and impossible to contact. Call them insensitive! But they don't know you - Now, start sabotaging your own life. Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS). Call your boss a fascist dog lover. Make sure your selection People who "care" about you will tell you that you don't need to suffer to be important, Tell yourself it was worth it. So, you wanna be unhappy? You are why they are still alive, All of the elements are in place, So the chances are you're already there! You are, presumably, a human being between the ages of alive and dead, This is material, They are all watching as they kick themselves bloody on their own feet. Everything you loved has gone. But remember to lie about it! Step Eight Fall in love. Create something. You probably think that you need to be in pain to be an interesting person - and you're right! Tambourine Man’; June 21, 1965, Lyricapsule: Nirvana Drop ‘Bleach’; June 15, 1989, Lyricapsule: Derek and the Dominos’ First Gig; June 14, 1970. So, are you ready to matter to someone? People will tell you that this takes years, Nine The misery circus is parading into town and you are holding the banner, i! Would you rather be on the news, or just watching it? Neil Hilborn Lyrics provided by SongLyrics.com. Downtown Greenway Extension, Minneapolis, Summer, Popp Butterfly Conservatory, Oneonta, New York, Summer, The Mating Habits of the North American Hipster, Lyricapsule: The Surfaris Drop ‘Wipe Out’; June 22, 1963, Lyricapsule: The Byrds Drop ‘Mr. Step One They are all wearing grey, Instant moral superiority! Whichever one stays is the winner! You have scars, So ask yourself: Step Five Miles of people are following you, It may be a bicycle "accident", But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips. This isn't crazy, this is research, Step Two This is inspiration. An annotation cannot contain another annotation. Cannot annotate a non-flat selection. Congratulations! You probably think that you need to be in pain to be an interesting person - and you're right! Step Four It may be a razor - Step Seven Step Six Write a poem and shout it at strangers. Love can't exist in the knowledge of other love. Literal or not, make yourself bleed, Tell your mother that she was the reason you tried to kill yourself, Tell them about each other! You are, presumably, a human being between the ages of alive and dead, So the chances are you're already there! Hate yourself. Happy people make children, then die. You are so brave, You are morning in a world of midnights, starts and ends within the same node. So, you wanna be unhappy? Thank you for purchasing the audiobook of "How to Ruin Your Life, for Fun and Profit", This is just a preview! Step Ten When Someone accuses you of being a bad person, Your heart is a well that goes all the way down, Or the eyelash on her cheek— the eyelash on her cheek— the eyelash on her cheek. But we have a secret method that will allow you to fall for anyone in under a week: Your love is limitless, Would you rather be happy or interesting? Do something to hurt yourself. Look at what you have built. And everyone wants to kiss them,